That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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