So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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