Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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