just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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