Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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