Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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