it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
oh god the rape fog is back!
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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