Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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