Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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