This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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