please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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