the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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