Dual....:-)
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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