belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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