Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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