If i come over, it means nothing
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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