I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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