why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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