I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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