i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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