I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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