Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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