I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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