is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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