Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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