id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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