By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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