Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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