The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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