your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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