the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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