if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Randomize
