At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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