Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
After tacos, we're chasing women.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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