remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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