vagina is talking i cant
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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