gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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