You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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