Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Damn victory sex feels great
Randomize
