ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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