East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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