So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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