? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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