Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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