No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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