Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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