fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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