508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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