I CAN MOONWALK!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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