it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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