I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Randomize
