So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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